Good afternoon to you, we hope you are well
For today we have lots of great breaks that are really swell
From archers at Cricket to walkers at Nidd
There are plenty of folks (and not one single kid)
Who would like to head off on a Warner retreat
For a fun-filled adventure that just can’t be beat
So go forth and be great, help your dreams come true
There is only one person who can, and it’s you!